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Lord Commander of Zero Patience Designer Socks

All rise for the man who’s in charge, out of patience and wondering how everyone else has survived this long without him.

These “Lord Commander of Zero Patience” designer socks are made for the boss, the alpha, the Dad, or the beautifully grumpy bloke who has absolutely no tolerance left for incompetence.

Soft, comfortable and packed with attitude, they’re perfect for meetings, the office, family gatherings or simply sitting back and silently judging everyone around you.

Beautifully presented in a luxury gift box, they make a brilliant gift for Dad, your partner, boss or favourite short-tempered legend.

Product Details:

• One size fits most
• Men’s shoe size 8–12
• Premium combed cotton blend
• Nylon for strength and durability
• Elastane for comfortable stretch
• Machine washable
• Presented in a luxury gift box with ribbon pull tab
• Great novelty gift

Zero patience. Maximum authority.