Coffee First, Your Stupid Shit Later Grumpy Bastard Socks

Coffee First. Your Stupid Shit Later Designer Socks

Before coffee, conversation is cancelled.

These “Coffee First. Your Stupid Shit Later” designer socks are made for the bloke who needs caffeine before he’s willing to deal with anyone else’s problems, questions or general bullshit.

Soft, comfortable and loaded with grumpy attitude, they’re perfect for early mornings, workdays, weekends or simply sending a very clear message before that first coffee kicks in.

Presented in a luxury gift box, they make a brilliant gift for Dad, your partner, a mate or any permanently under-caffeinated bloke.

Product Details:

• One size fits most
• Men’s shoe size 8–12
• Premium combed cotton blend
• Nylon for strength and durability
• Elastane for comfortable stretch
• Machine washable
• Presented in a luxury gift box with ribbon pull tab
• Great novelty gift

Coffee first. Bullshit later.